A Fed?

Breezy is at the office door, wide eyed. She bangs on the door as she enters. "Guess what I heard?"

"What?"

"Can you two talk about this somewhere ..."

"There is a federal agent checking into the bed and breakfast."

"Which one?"

"The one downtown, Mountain Inn."

Liz asks, "Did she see a badge? Did he say he was an agent?"

"She runs a hotel. She says she can tell."

"She is a retired bookkeeper that bought the Inn two years ago. By the way have we decided how long you have to have lived here to get a share of the treasure?"

"Ten years for a full share, five for a half share and anything less a quarter share."

"The only federal agents likely to visit here are looking for UFOs."